The Luke Wenke Files

In the email below, Luke Wenke claims that he persuaded a young Salamanca woman to vouch that she had seen me entering Wenke’s Olean traphouse and breaking things. This is impossible, because I haven’t been to Olean in many years, including during the time frame when this alleged break-in supposedly occurred. I wonder if the woman Wenke names as his so-called witness is really willing to falsely accuse me, a total stranger, of crimes I didn’t commit, or if Wenke simply decided that she was going to lie to law enforcement for him.

I certainly hope that if this young lady considered doing what Wenke said she was willing to do, that she also took a good look at the pitiful state of Luke Wenke’s life and realized that there’s a reason he has so many enemies and so few friends. But even if this woman followed through with what Wenke claims she’s going to tell the authorities, I’m not worried because I didn’t do those crimes. I’m pretty sure the police know how to appropriately consider their sources, and if they really needed me to, I could easily clear my name through phone location data and other records, which would show that I not only left the country for nearly half a year, but that I haven’t gone anywhere near Olean in nearly four years.

Not to mention, why would anyone break into the Leaning Shithole of Olean, AKA Luke Wenke’s traphouse? It’s biohazardous, structurally unsound, bird- and black-mold infested, hoarded, and filthy. There’s nothing worth stealing in it, and even a squatter would have to be at a complete lack of other accommodations in order to be willing to stay there. Luke Wenke makes it abundantly clear that he’s extremely proud of his house, but I don’t think anyone else shares his appreciation for the decrepit eyesore.

USA v. Luke Wenke – Email
November 7^th, 2025

CASE #1:22-cr-00035, DOC. #240