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Luke Wenke No Longer Believes in Christmas Magic, & It’s Apparently Partially My Fault

March 14, 2026

From his return to social media following his release from prison last year until his arrest two months later, Luke Wenke repeatedly mentioned wanting a “Christmas miracle” in his social media posts. Based on his wording, it seems as though he was hoping to reconnect with his romantic obsession, Ryan, who has not responded to Wenke’s repeated attempts at establishing contact for upwards of five years.

In his barrage of “Christmas miracle” posts, Wenke also demanded that I confess to destroying the interior of his house during his incarceration. He wrote that if I didn’t admit to the alleged home intrusion, he would no longer believe in Christmas. And that’s what likely ended up happening, since I’d never admit to something I didn’t do.

Luke Wenke was arrested on December 17th and spent his fourth Christmas behind bars, so I’m guessing his enthusiasm for the holiday season is at an all-time low. But he has only himself to thank for his undesirable circumstances, and he’d likely be free as a bird if he had simply left his victims the fuck alone.