The Luke Wenke Files

Luke Wenke #236 – Page 1:

“I am very happy to see that New York University educated the previously uneducated Katie [last name] so well that she is now a judge in training as endorsed by this particular court. lukewenke. online is spectacular evidence that Katie Lynn [last name] is this court’s month after month employee of the month. I look forward to sharing with the US Dept of Justice as well as every last US Appeals Court across the country. I think that they would love to know the circumstances.

“It’s legally possible that Katie has MY phone hacked and she is sending the court emails right from MY hacked email over to her website which is clearly endorsed by this court.

“I have a Christmas present all prepared for a 27 year old human male from North Carolina, but he has to speak to me for the first time in 5 years if he wants me to get the people at the bank to sign off what I worked up for him over to him. He has a sexual fetish for boots and rope and relatives of the owner of Pharaoh’s Strip Club would love to know that I am prepared to utilize the forces of the international fetish community to hold an event in his honor I can very much pay for. I have discussed with the owners of that familiar website/app. Boots and rope are not my priority fetishes so I’m not paying for it if he doesn’t finally show.

“Otherwise I am serious, I’m not sure I will even celebrate Christmas this year. Or ever. Unless that 5 year old dormant volcano is figured out before it erupts again.

“I am glad this area’s transportation industry is lucrative and robust and ubiquitous enough for me to uphold my promises to buy Anchor Bar for Christmas for anyone on the Buffalo Federal Public Defender’s Office’s invite list. I will be sure to save a seat for any redheaded associates to the court and the public defender’s office who may show up.

“Freedom of Speech to say pleasant things to a publicly subsidized federal judge’s courtroom as I am a lifelong US citizen who paid property taxes so Katie’s parents’ NY state retirement checks would be satisfied.

“Wow I can’t wait to pay the international fetish community to hold an event for a 27 year old North Carolina based boots and rope lover as a Christmas present if he were to finally talk to me like a normal person.

“Late 2023, a random judge made statement in court ‘this case is a broken Christmas ornament’.

“Wow imagine if we said nice things and didn’t get all shitty over a 45 month long impersonal encounter.

“Alright thank you for reading, sorry we met under sad circumstances, so I’m going back to my Skype video call with one of Tom Reed’s former female staffers who he raped right before he resigned. Her name is B——-. I wasn’t able to heroically save B——- from her assailant Tom Reed in early 2022 because I was being held at Niagara County Jail over an email I never…”