USA v. Luke Wenke – Letter
July 23rd, 2024
CASE #1:22-cr-00035, DOC. #139
Katie Mentions: 25+
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USA v. Luke Wenke – Letter – Doc. #139Luke Wenke #139 – Page 1:
“Before Jan. 28, 2022…
“Luke Wenke does not know a single thing about criminal court or how jail and prison works.
“2024…
“Luke Wenke knows all kinds of legal nooks and crannies such as the possibility of a person getting arrested, being placed in any county jail, and immediately being put in a private room like the one I am currently in as of July 13th, 2024 even though you could be falsely accused of a crime and falsely accused of breaking a jail rule.
“I am not talking about my case. I am talking about any case. I am aware a person can legally get arrested and sit in jail for up to 10 years unsentenced with no court progress.
“This very basic legal fact crossed my mind July, 2024. Imagine living for 10 years like this.
“A Shea’s Theatre show about the mindless philosophical ramblings an inmate would speak out loud to themselves while living in a room like this day after day.
“Making food off of commissary in the sink while singing ‘Ten Fucking Years In A Stupid Fucking Room’ to the similar tune both [name] and Katie [last name] absolutely remember singing ‘Thloppy Twat, Thloppy Thloppy Twat Yeah’ is not a sign of mental illness. It is a sign that my mind thinks of better things to do with everyone I know during better times.
“[Name] will testify for the 2015 dinner theatre/cancer benefit I did at Good Times of Olean which made Katie jealous as I gave all of the money to [name] who [name] still lives with. Carl Paladino donated to [name], too.
“The suggestion is so simple I shouldn’t have to draw cartoons to spoonfeed the idea to court professionals who typically deal with scumbags like the Tops Supermarket Shooter. I am simply suggesting a positive project. Dedicate the show’s proceeds to a clearly needed Buffalo halfway house’s down payment/renovations and put it into Katie’s name in the Sinatra courtroom.
“Luke Wenke
“Trying desperately to make good with everyone.
“Danny Masterson
Hyde from That 70’s show who was an asshole, raped two women, and got 30 years.
“‘Covid upended the hierarchy.’
“-Alexander Anzalone to Luke Wenke early 2022”
Luke Wenke #139 – Page 2:
“Federal Halfway House Fundraiser @ Shea’s Theatre (Among Other Agenda Items)”
[Speech bubbles, left to right:]
“‘I finally got to use my MBA!’
“‘Look at all of the more exciting things we could be doing in court!’
“‘Wow! I agree! The hell with 2.5 year old email fight convictions!’
“‘Kith me.’
“‘I was 56 years old when [name] was 15 years old. Luke did a dinner theatre/cancer benefit for [name] in 2015 and gave all the money to [name]. That made Katie very jealous.’
“I learned at the Allenwood re-entry class that there is a shortage of federal halfway houses. There is plenty of ‘digital footprint’ evidence of the local theatre shows I have directed in the past. You people reading this absolutely have the bravado to book Shea’s Theatre stage so we can do a show about how you could legally do up to 10 years in the Orleans County Jail private room I’m in as I draw this picture unsentenced being falsely accused of a crime and falsely accused of breaking the jail rules. Please ask Katie to sing the song ‘Thloppy Twat’ she and I used to sing together pre-Covid. That rhythm is basically what we will use when we sing ‘Ten Fucking Years In A Stupid Fucking Room’ on the Shea’s Theatre stage about my experience in the room I’m currently but if it were for ten fucking years. All ticket money for the show goes to Katie [last name] so she can have a down payment for a Buffalo area federal halfway house and [illegible] too. This court makes the legal arrangements for such [illegible].
“People Key:
“1) Luke Wenke’s father Kevin [last name] who has an MBA from University of Tennessee and named Luke after Luke Skywalker.
“2) The permanently former Cattaraugus County Libertarian Chairman Luke Wenke who still hasn’t tuned Katie’s piano who would also prefer to apply 2.5 years of newly gained knowledge accordingly.
“3) Judge John L. Sinatra who is so done dealing with people’s Covid era bullshit.
“4) Katie [last name] who has a key to Luke Wenke’s house as we speak and likely has seen his Allenwood drawings of himself on his office desk and is forging Luke Wenke’s drawing style drawing pictures of Luke street entertaining in Vegas Feb. 2021 since she has that picture as it likely makes her all hot and heavy.
“5) Luke Wenke’s maternal first cousin twice removed [name] who absolutely had an internet fling with Katie in 2015. [Name] used to drive Carl Paladino’s nephew around for exclusive pay. [Illegible] Haunted Hinsdale House”
Luke Wenke #139 – Page 3:
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