The Luke Wenke Files

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  • LETTER: Luke Wenke Explains the Dynamics of the 100% FICTITIOUS Conspiracy Against Him

    Satirical illustration of an angry Luke Wenke lookalike claiming Katie stole his tarot cards and magic crystals while sitting in a cluttered room.

    Luke Wenke sent the following letter to the Honorable John L. Sinatra, Jr. in April 2024 while detained at the Orleans County Jail in Albion, New York. USA v. Luke Wenke | Letter April 9th, 2024 (7+ months before this website existed) Case #1:22-cr-00035, Doc.…


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  • Prosecutors Seek Prison for Luke Wenke After Release Violation

    Illustration of a Luke Wenke lookalike in handcuffs wearing an orange jail uniform inside a federal courtroom.

    During the summer of 2023, Luke Wenke was found guilty of violating the terms of his federal supervised release by contacting his cyberstalking victim’s business partner. More specifically, the judge determined that Wenke was responsible for a “vitriolic” email that had been sent to the…


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  • LETTER: Luke Wenke Claims He’s a “Jailhouse Lawyer,” Advocates for R. Kelly’s Release

    Satirical illustration of a wild-eyed Luke Wenke lookalike in an orange jail uniform excitedly reading Judy Blume’s Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.

    Luke Wenke sent the following letter to the U.S. Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York City while detained at the Niagara County Jail in Lockport, New York in March 2025. In it, he describes himself as an “active jailhouse lawyer” and claims fellow…


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  • Luke Wenke Screenshot Galleries – Threats to Sue

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    This page is a work in progress. Please check back for updates! As anyone familiar with Luke Wenke likely knows, he has consistently threatened to sue various individuals and entities for several years. Included among the supposed defendants are the federal government, various law enforcement…


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  • LONG Before This Website Existed, Luke Wenke Mentioned Me 40x in This Letter ALONE.

    Satirical illustration of a Luke Wenke lookalike sitting in a cluttered room while imagining Katie whispering to a police officer.

    In this letter to the federal court, Luke Wenke expresses his outrage after learning that I reported his conduct to jail staff. Rather than simply accepting that his behavior had been brought to the attention of officials responsible for supervising him, Wenke focuses extensively on…


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  • Luke Wenke Letter to Victim: “Stop Being Chicken Shit”

    Luke Wenke wearing a red spiked face mask, black beanie, leather jacket, and red tie.

    While detained at the Chautauqua County Jail in Mayville, New York for similar conduct, Luke Wenke sent the following letter to the parents of his romantic obsession, Ryan, who had an active state-issued order of protection against him. Under the terms of both the order…


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  • LETTER: Luke Wenke Is Mad That I Know He’s in Protective Custody

    Satirical illustration of a Luke Wenke lookalike yelling “How does she know?!?” from behind jail bars while confronting a corrections officer.

    Luke Wenke sent this letter to the Honorable John L. Sinatra, Jr. in November 2024 while detained at the Federal Transfer Center in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. In it, he repeatedly focuses on me, falsely accuses me of criminal activity, and asks the judge to take…


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  • Luke Wenke Hypocritically Accuses Others of Burdening Taxpayers

    Satirical illustration of a crying Luke Wenke lookalike pounding his fist in court while demanding “Arrest Her!”

    In the following email to the Honorable John L. Sinatra, Jr., Luke Wenke falsely accuses me of damaging his Olean traphouse. He also falsely accuses both myself and my family of being welfare leeches (we’ve never been on welfare, period) and alleges that the government…


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  • Luke Wenke Screenshot Gallery | Katie Obsession

    Satirical collage of a Luke Wenke lookalike surrounded by photos of Katie, repeatedly writing her name, clutching her picture, and watching her from outside.

    Luke Wenke has been harassing and stalking me since I ended our friendship nearly four years ago. For a long time, I ignored him and stayed silent, hoping he’d eventually leave me alone. But that never happened — in fact, as the following screenshots demonstrate,…


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  • Luke Wenke Screenshots: Ryan/Benjamin Obsession | The Luke Wenke Files

    Comic-style illustration of a Luke Wenke lookalike surrounded by photos, hearts, roses, and signs expressing an intense fixation on “RyRy.”

    This gallery is a constant work in progress. Please check back frequently for updates! This screenshot gallery documents years of Luke Wenke’s recurring social media posts about his romantic obsession, a former Boogaloo Boi whom Wenke became obsessed with in 2020 during the George Floyd…


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