The Luke Wenke Files

Because People Deserve to Know

Category: Obsessions

  • LETTER | Luke Wenke Calls Cyberstalking Case “Government Overreach”

    Satirical illustration of a crying Luke Wenke lookalike standing with police officers outside a deteriorating house marked condemned

    Luke Wenke sent the following letter to the judge overseeing his first cyberstalking case and subsequent probation violation charges in August 2023. In it, he characterizes his legal situation as an “Obamacare-style government overreach” while discussing the requirements imposed on him following his release from…


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  • LETTER: Luke Wenke THREATENS False One-Star Business Reviews & Lawsuits

    Satirical painting of a Luke Wenke lookalike wearing a black bandana and leather jacket, smirking with his hands clasped while looking at a one-star Yelp review on a computer screen.

    In the following letter to U.S. District Judge John L. Sinatra, Jr., Luke Wenke threatens to post negative online reviews of Buffalo law firms, pursue multiple lawsuits, and take legal action against individuals involved in his federal cyberstalking case. Writing from FMC Devens in Massachusetts…


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  • LETTER: Luke Wenke Demands End to Federal Probation

    Satirical painting of a redheaded Luke Wenke lookalike wearing a pink I Love My Mommy T-shirt and shouting through a megaphone outside a public building. A speech bubble reads, “I WANT SATELLITES WATCHING EVERYONE!!” as pedestrians walk past him.

    Luke Wenke sent this letter to the Honorable John L. Sintara, Jr. in July of 2025 while incarcerated at FMC Devens, a federal medical prison in Massachusetts where he was ordered to undergo involuntary treatment after being deemed competent but mentally ill. In it, he…


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  • Luke Wenke Seeks Funding From WNY Businessman Carl Paladino

    Satirical painting of a red-bearded Luke Wenke lookalike wearing a black beanie and blue plaid shirt, leaning toward a stern-looking elderly man in a brown suit and raising his finger as though sharing a secret in an ornate, wood-paneled room.

    Luke Wenke mailed the following letter to the Honorable John L. Sinatra, Jr. while undergoing court-mandated treatment at FMC Devens, a federal medical prison in Massachusetts. In it, he outlines an ambitious proposal to build a nuclear power plant in Orleans County, New York, with…


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  • Luke Wenke Threatens Victim With “International Court” Lawsuit

    Painterly illustration of a grinning Luke Wenke lookalike sitting at a desk surrounded by towering stacks of documents labeled “LAWSUIT.”

    In the following letter from August 2025, Luke Wenke threatens legal action against one of his victims while making a series of accusations involving Hamas, federal judges, probation officials, and the Buffalo federal courthouse. Wenke declares that he intends to pursue what he calls a…


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  • Luke Wenke Claims Fake Images Put Him at 2020 George Floyd Protests in Minneapolis

    Illustration depicting a Luke Wenke lookalike in jail alongside a wrongful incarceration claim for more than $238 million.

    In the following email to the federal judge who oversaw his first cyberstalking case, Luke Wenke claims that fabricated images falsely depict him attending a protest in Minneapolis in 2020. He is most likely referencing the demonstrations which took place after the murder of George…


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  • Luke Wenke Demands This Website’s Removal in Email to Judge

    Illustration of a disheveled man reclining in a severely cluttered home while daydreaming about a younger man

    USA v. Luke Wenke | Email October 29th, 2025 Case #1:22-cr-00035, Doc. #232 To read a “transcribed” version of the letter, scroll past the PDF viewer. 🙂 You can also LISTEN to this letter: From: Luke Wenke To: Judge Sinatra Subject: Another encore. Luke Wenke…


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  • Luke Wenke Final Judgment for Supervised Release Violation

    Satirical illustration of a man leaving federal prison with a sack while a doctor holds a fictional “Certificate of Sanity.”

    On October 7th, 2025, Luke Wenke was released from FMC Devens in Massachusetts, where he had spent several months undergoing court-mandated mental health treatment while awaiting sentencing on a probation violation conviction for contacting one of his victims. Wenke had pleaded guilty to the violation…


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  • Email: Luke Wenke Falsely Accuses Me of Hacking His Phone

    Satirical courtroom illustration of a man holding a smartphone and claiming “I was hacked” while a skeptical judge looks on.

    In the following October 2025 email to the federal court that oversaw his first cyberstalking case, Luke Wenke makes a series of false accusations against me, claiming that I hacked his phone, gained unauthorized access to court emails, and violated his HIPAA rights through my…


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  • Luke Wenke Vows Social Media Comeback, Threatens Lawsuit

    Satirical illustration of a man standing outside a weathered Olean, New York home surrounded by a cheering crowd of identical lookalikes.

    In the following email to the judge who oversaw his first federal cyberstalking case, Luke Wenke discusses his plans to return to social media and attract a large online following. Wenke predicts that his future account will surpass the audience of one of his previous…


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